Tweet Interpreters Pillows

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

Dialogue

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

She - Interpreter - He.

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"I've written the employees' benefit manual in invisible ink"

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Signing the declaration of independence.

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Statue of Liberty

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

George Gershwin, Psychiatrist

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

Ferguson, Bramley, Osgood & Holt - Big Frogs in a Small Pond.

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."