Tweed Lover T-Shirts

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

A rare glimpse of the reclusive Tweedy Bird.

He hooks his favourite flies conveniently into his tween clothing...

"Herringbone tweed is what he's wearing, sir, his name is Lionel Wolfstram."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Deforestation.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

The Last Leaf

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Gardening#2

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Mantis Love

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

Turtle Trailer Court

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Sea weed harvest.

A Venus cow trap.

Beginning Yarder.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."