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"We're off to the tweed bar."

'Isn't that nice? My wife bought me a brand new tweed jacket!'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

D.I.Y

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

Stop and Birch

'Well, that's fixed that.'

"Today, son, you are a man."

"Beware of God"

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

'The highest court in the land.'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

Tree Squirrel

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Lumberjack Christmases.

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

No tree hugging.

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'

"I never thought I'd hear myself saying this but I'm really not that hungry."

"When I was a kid? Well...me and your dad would just head out the back door and pick our tree!" "Wow! Grandpa owned a plastics factory!"