Tweed Enthusiast Pillows

"We're off to the tweed bar."

'Isn't that nice? My wife bought me a brand new tweed jacket!'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Do you have anything bigger?

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"I brought cocoa."

D.I.Y

Stop and Birch

'Well, that's fixed that.'

"Today, son, you are a man."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"Beware of God"

'The highest court in the land.'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Tree Squirrel

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

No tree hugging.

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Lumberjack Christmases.

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'

"I never thought I'd hear myself saying this but I'm really not that hungry."

"When I was a kid? Well...me and your dad would just head out the back door and pick our tree!" "Wow! Grandpa owned a plastics factory!"

Types of Willow Trees: Weeping, Freaked Out, Post-Nap and Super-Toned.

'The owner is motivated.'