Tweed Lover Pillows

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

A rare glimpse of the reclusive Tweedy Bird.

He hooks his favourite flies conveniently into his tween clothing...

"Herringbone tweed is what he's wearing, sir, his name is Lionel Wolfstram."

Deforestation.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

The Last Leaf

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Gardening#2

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Mantis Love

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Sea weed harvest.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

A Venus cow trap.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Beginning Yarder.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Danger Falling Leaves

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."