Tv Zappers Gifts

Voice Recognition TV.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'What d'you mean-you THINK you've seen this before-you've seen EVERYTHING before!'

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

'Why don't you change it to sports or cartoons or something? -- You know CNN just depresses you.'

Baby loving the television more than his/her parents.

"Lately, I've mainly been using selfie traps."

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

God changes the channel with his remote.

"I've managed to get hold of one of those 'all for one ad one for all' remote controls."

'Waiter, there're four flies in my soup! How 'bout just moving the bug zapper?'

'She must be the general...the one with the most bling on her chest.'

'Because we can't afford to subscribe to the Spanish Channel!'

"We will be right back to our commercials after this brief game!"

'My mind's gone blank.'

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

Eraserhead

'Damn it, Bob, you know I hate when you stare at me like that!'

You've been playing around with that bug light again, haven't you?

Welcome Back!

'They say TV kills the art of conversation...'

A man is standing up with a remote stuck between his butt cheeks-he says;'Nobody is going anywhere until the t.v. remote is found!'

'Cheeze... I wasn't ready for Andy Rooney AND Morley Safer on high definition at the same time.'

'There's nothing on TV. Let's read... I can't believe I said that.'

'Norm! There is something on TV I want you to see.'

Television remote that makes TV screen bigger.