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'In a surprise move today, everybody filed for bankruptcy.'

Television Readers.

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'Where was the TSA?'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Love is when you watch television together.

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Succession 2

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Jacques et Jille

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

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