Tv Sports Channel Surfer Gifts

Woman attempts to get Husbands attention without interrupting: Dinner is ready!

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Moses on the web

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

TV-Man

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Baby on board.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

How I met your mother

"Dow's up!"

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'No surf?'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Remote control wars.

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'Another nice wave.'