Tv Sports Channel Surfer Prints

Woman attempts to get Husbands attention without interrupting: Dinner is ready!

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Moses on the web

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

TV-Man

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

How I met your mother

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"Dow's up!"

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'No surf?'

'Another nice wave.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Remote control wars.

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."