Tv Channel Surfer Prints

What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'

'We get 183 channels, and I still don't know what I think.'

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"That gives your a certain sense of power, doesn't it Wilton?"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Moses on the web

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Baby on board.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Check your universal remote control at the door.

TV-Man

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"You've got computer-breath."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

How I met your mother

"Dow's up!"

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

Remote control wars.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Another nice wave.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!