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What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'

'We get 183 channels, and I still don't know what I think.'

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"That gives your a certain sense of power, doesn't it Wilton?"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Moses on the web

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

TV-Man

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"You've got computer-breath."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

How I met your mother

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Dow's up!"

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"In da house"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Remote control wars.

'Another nice wave.'