If only I had more time for my busy work.
Schedule Surfer Gifts
Searching for the ideal gift for a schedule surfer? Our collection features witty and motivational items perfect for those who thrive on balancing work and play. From humorous mugs to inspiring t-shirts, find thoughtful gifts that capture their passion for riding the tides of a busy life with style. Whether they’re a professional, a student, or just someone who loves a good adventure, our products will add a splash of fun and motivation to their daily routine.
'The History Channel is all reruns.'
"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."
Moses on the web
"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."
'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'
TV-Man
"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"
Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-
Baby on board.
"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."
What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?
'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'
Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.
'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'
'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''
"You need to lose 20 cable channels."
It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.
'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'
Jesus sighted walking off Malibu
How I met your mother
'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'
'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'
'Another nice wave.'
"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."
Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!
Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.
'No surf?'
Remote control wars.
"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"
'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'
Sex Section in the Library
"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."
Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"
Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.
Schedule Surfer Gifts Collection
Schedule Surfer Mugs
Looking for more inspiring gifts? Explore our collection of mugs designed for schedule surfers and keep the motivation flowing every morning.
Schedule Surfer Pillows
Discover a range of pillows that add comfort and a splash of inspiration to any space — ideal for those who live life on their own lively terms.
Schedule Surfer Prints
Transform their space with eye-catching prints that capture the fun and energy of a true schedule surfer. Perfect for motivating or just adding a pop of color.
Schedule Surfer T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for your schedule surfer and let their personality shine through with witty and colorful designs that celebrate their busy, adventurous life.