Tv Show Recorder Gifts

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Love is when you watch television together.

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"What would you like to watch again?"

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Will work for Food Network.

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Time Machine Collision.

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Clive Anderson

Barry Norman

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

'...And now, 'Ripley's Believe it or Not' presents a restrospective on the Tony Blair years....'

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

The Gilmore Girls

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health for a full 13 episodes...?

"Oh, good. My complete sexual history is on tonight."

"God, I love this show!"

Quick, Gardener's World is on!