Tv-loving Treadmillers Pillows

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

TV-Man

Make your resolutions achievable.

Solar Panel

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

A couple decides what to watch.

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

God with Earth Controller

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Love is when you watch television together.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'Come die with me.'

Remote control wars.

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Reserved Parking

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

Sick person curled up at home

News Reporters.

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

'I hate reruns.'