Tv-loving Treadmillers Mugs

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Einsteiners.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

TV-Man

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Make your resolutions achievable.

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Solar Panel

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

God with Earth Controller

A couple decides what to watch.

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'Come die with me.'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Young Houdini

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Love is when you watch television together.

Remote control wars.

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

Sick person curled up at home

News Reporters.

Reserved Parking

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it