Treadmill Enthusiasts Mugs

Spiky treadmill.

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Guy in gym

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Walking To School Simulator

Olympic Torch Training

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

"You're doing great - keep it up."

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

'Keep fit.'

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Still on your left."

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

New from NBC: 'World's Biggest Feline Loser.'

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"Damn speed hump!"

Academy.

Bull Treadmill

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

Aerobics Class. Trainer. What is your body telling you? We're not on speaking terms right now.

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"