Treadmill Enthusiast Mugs

'F.Y.I., it's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race.'

"Sorry Sir, but it is already on the slowest speed..."

"He's exercising his right to be wrong."

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"He still misses the grind since he retired."

COVID Treadmill

"It's the groundhogs. They think you're the God of Thunder."

Man walking dog on a treadmill

New from NBC: 'World's Biggest Feline Loser.'

(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff

A dog provides the incentive to work out on the running machine.

Walking To School Simulator

Don't Tread on Me

'It's a very powerful position. Once you're up and running, we'll all see just how powerful.'

'Me, I've stopped going to the gym: There was never a suitable speed on the treadmills...'

Bull Treadmill

The experienced backpacker.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Guy in gym

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

Olympic Torch Training

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"Still on your left."

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

Academy.