Treadmill Adventure Enthusiast Mugs

"Let's try a slower speed."

The experienced backpacker.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Sport Utility Boot.

"OK, ready to go again?"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Guy in gym

Walking To School Simulator

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Olympic Torch Training

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Still on your left."

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

Confusing directions.

Bull Treadmill

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

"Damn speed hump!"

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Academy.

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

New from NBC: 'World's Biggest Feline Loser.'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Orienteering 101