Tv Finale Fan Prints

"It's over, Josh. Consider this our series finale."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Binge Watch

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

'Mixed day on Wall Street. Economic indicators were up, but executive bonuses were down.'

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

TV Situations vacant.

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Clive Anderson

Moses' TV guide.

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

David Attenborough

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

Liz Hurley

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

Tommy Cooper

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

Ostrich TV.

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

'I'd like to buy a towel.'

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

'If we lose the malpractice lawsuit, we can always sell it to the Bloopers Channel.'

After hours TV.