Tv Finale Fan Mugs

"It's over, Josh. Consider this our series finale."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Binge Watch

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Mixed day on Wall Street. Economic indicators were up, but executive bonuses were down.'

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

TV Situations vacant.

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Moses' TV guide.

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

Ostrich TV.

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

'If we lose the malpractice lawsuit, we can always sell it to the Bloopers Channel.'

After hours TV.

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."