Finale Fanatic Mugs

Binge Watch

Prize vegetables.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Friday

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Mayo-A-Mayo

100k Desert Crawl

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"I'm a soul trader."

The Academy began to regret awarding the Oscar to Destructo.

Hades Movie Awards After Show. The dealy sins were all here -- They love walking the red carpet! Pride won tonight for a leading role and envy won for a supporting role. Wrath was seen yelling at at the paparazzi ... Lust tried to meet beautiful actresses ... and Gluttony rushed off to the buffet. Greed is already counting all the money he'll make because he won an award. And when sloth won, he received the night's biggest ovation ... because he was too lazy to give an acceptance speech!

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the Wood

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"She died doing what she loved."

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

Everybody is having a great time! I'm more than just the party host --- I'm the master of my fete!

'Sorry, I already have a Dancer.'

"If we hadn't met, would you still be producing fringe theatre?"

"Dang! This guy's good!"

"I can guarantee it's the latest thing...until the next thing arrives."

The End Of The Week Is Coming!

"This was the best school day of the week!"

'Sorry, I knocked him out when I threw in the towel.'

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

"Now that I've installed two extra fans, my laptop doesn't overheat anymore..."

'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'

And in the red corner with a record of 0 wins, 42 losses, it's Eddie 'Can't fight his way out of a wet paper bag' Turner.

'And the Oscar for best picture goes to . . . nobody!! They were all crap this year!'

"Well, it's the end of the school year...when everyone finally gets serious about getting a good grade."

Finish line.