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Rational Exuberance

Grace For Flies

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Party time.

Horn of Leftovers

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."

'I always buy him the toughest, chewiest steak. It shuts him right up for half an hour.'

Trustworthy Authority.

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"The host? He'll be the guy standing here, alone, when the wine's gone."

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

Chick in noodle soup.

After-Life Mints

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

'And don't you touch that mammoth in the freezer. I'm saving it for company.'

'Do you think Doctor could see him soon, I have the dinner to prepare.'

'Too many tv dinners I'm afraid.'

"Come on now. It's not that bad. We never even had Paris."

Dinner chat.

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

"Sorry, Damocles - at out dinner parties we always sit boy, girl, boy, girl."

"Did I tell you that I'm seeing a chiropractor?" "That's great. Is it helping your back?" "Are you kidding, my back is killing me. We see each other every night."

"The longer it takes him to recite the specials, the guiltier I feel for not ordering one."

Pianist with Knife and Fork.

"Let’s start with that waiter over there."