Tv Debut Gifts

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

"Just be yourself."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Silly wig.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Ruff

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Snail Man

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Chekov play and scorecard,

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

'Not here, Fred.'

Daniel Day Lewis

Sofia Vergara

Clive Anderson

Gillian Leigh Anderson

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Sammy Davis Jnr.

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

'They're not tears. It's water displacement from the bath scene.'

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

"Five minutes, General."