Tv Debut Mugs

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

"Just be yourself."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Silly wig.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Snail Man

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Ruff

Chekov play and scorecard,

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

'Not here, Fred.'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Clive Anderson

"Five minutes, General."

'They're not tears. It's water displacement from the bath scene.'

Getting Published

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"