New Tv Show Launch Mugs

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Create some buzz!

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

University Soapflakes

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'There's nothing on.'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

TV-Man

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Astral Projection

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

TV jester.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Time Machine Collision

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"