Tv Debate Critic Pillows

Rishi Sunak interrupts Liz Truss in leader's debate

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

Healthcare declaration

A young positivist.

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'