Debate Champ Pillows

Girl to friend dressed in judge's robe: "It seems you're being a little judgmental, Darcie."

'Jimmy! Will you stop texting on your mobile phone. We are trying to discuss how technology has changed society!'

STATIN ISLAND

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

Philosophie.fr Bulletin Board - 1936

"I Win!!!"

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Sport and Politics section of the newspaper exploding.

Keep off religion and politics and also the Grass.

California Tooth fairy: 'IOU'.

'The car has power steering... but the driver doesn't!'

Putin's Brainwashing

"Most modern debates boil down to 'You're a big poo poo head'."

Global Chilling - US Politics

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Now that's a win."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

Information...political rhetoric

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."