Fiery Debate Champion Pillows

"Hell is so much hotter thanks to your many actions to make climate change even worse! I salute you David Koch!"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Now that's a win."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'Man...You age great!'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

A young positivist.

Healthcare declaration

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

Tree of Public Opinion.

"Hey...Didn't we build that?"

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."