Devout Debater Pillows

Evangelical Political Influence

"Curses! You have thwarted my science-based argument by quoting scripture! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

Prisoner speech

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

"Why is it that yours are 'Aha!' moments, but mine are always 'No duh?'"

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

Two hearts arguing.

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

'That was a long winded conversation...I thought he'd never stop listening.'

"Why not use thoughts and prayers to stop abortions? That's what you've been using to stop school shootings."

'So you're the boy who wants to be a chugger.'

"What are we protesting about?"

"That 'Love thy neighbor' part, does that include cats?"

"My grandmother died last night even though I prayed for her..." "...I guess I should brace myself for a sarcastic comment about faith."

'It's always the same...Terry and Mike have a few drinks and then they start to kick off.'

"Why should our kids feel entitled to the lives our parents worked so hard to provide for us?"

'If the gods wanted us to walk upright, they wouldn't have given us calluses on our knuckles.'

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.'

"It's the Dr. Sadie advice hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking nothing but Christmas-related calls."

There is a new Reaper in town

"Are they with us or them?"

"As one can see, we're jolly well better together..."

"When I grow up, I'll still be religious."

Beer is made by men, wine by god.

"No, I don't think they are talking about the economy."

"I deny any wrongdoing."

The Tory tree is going bare.

"Looks like the board will finally have a reason to call a meeting."