Political Correctness Debate Champion Pillows

No offense, pal - I didn't know you were a tree hugger when I made that joke.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

Healthcare declaration

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

A young positivist.

"I'm after the history section."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

With Aristotle, it's either true or false -- He hates it when you say "whatever."