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'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

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"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

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"I'm after the history section."

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

Safe spaces?

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

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'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

Non discrimination to Vampires

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

This is where Brent council sends you

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

The Life Challenged Zombies.

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

'To avoid lawsuits, tonight's news will not name names.'

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

'We are no longer called criminals! We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'

"May I remind the faculty that, in the event of a nuclear strike, atom bombs take a gender-neutral pronoun."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."