Political Correctness Debater Pillows

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

'As station manager, I'd like to apologize to any morons our t.v. editorial may have offended.'

All Humorous Content Has Been Removed To Avoid Offending Someone, Somewhere Online...

"May I remind the faculty that, in the event of a nuclear strike, atom bombs take a gender-neutral pronoun."

"Not to be a stick in the mud, but I find 'Torch and Pitch Fork Day' kind of offensive."

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"

The P.C. Programme.

HAPPYDALE SANITARIUM, 'Dr. Weltschmertz is no longer with us -- He told a little moron joke.'

'We are an equal opportunity employer; but you're really pushing it.'

Blind and Redundant (classic blind-beggar on the sidewalk cliche. One of those things you see in cartoons, but not in real life.)

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

'Don't point out the spelling errors in his note... That might seem racist.'

"You never menstruate and this proves that you're anti-women!"

"The trouble with you is you have no respect for an alternate life style."

"Welcome to the class of 2020. Here's a lists of things you cannot say, do or watch, in case they offend someone you've never met."

Gun laws US

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

"I'm after the history section."

God Bless America, God Help Syria

Reagacentennial

Safe spaces?

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

The euro as a monster