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Rishi Sunak interrupts Liz Truss in leader's debate

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

A young positivist.

Healthcare declaration

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

Bigot Spigot

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'