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'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Applause

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Senior Jeopardy!

Next camera crew 5 mins

"True crime meets reality TV"

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

Hollywood producer.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

Will work for Food Network.

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

The Evening News