Tv Crew Member Pillows

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Cut!

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

Local News in Heaven

Next camera crew 5 mins

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

Lifesaver!

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Hollywood producer.

Will work for Food Network.

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

True Story Movie

'I found another pothole.'

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Two reporters interview each other.

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

Reality TV

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

'Hang on!...You don't expect me to swallow that as well!'

Michael Grade is right...ITV needs more real writers which is why we want you to commission 'celebrity novelists get me out of here'.