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'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Local News in Heaven

Next camera crew 5 mins

Lifesaver!

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Hollywood producer.

Will work for Food Network.

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

True Story Movie

'I found another pothole.'

Two reporters interview each other.

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

Reality TV

Here's one I made earlier.

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

Michael Grade is right...ITV needs more real writers which is why we want you to commission 'celebrity novelists get me out of here'.