Film Crew Member Pillows

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

'Roll'em!' (dice on movie set)

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

On the Set of the Mulberry Bush

Man breaks his finger off with a clapper board.

Reality TV

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"Which part are you reading for?"

Next camera crew 5 mins

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Lifesaver!

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Hollywood producer.

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

True Story Movie

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....