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Film Industry Worker Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their space with pillows inspired by the film industry. Perfect for relaxing between shoots or decorating a creative space.
'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'
'I've already seen this movie - eighty times! I'm a projectionist.'
"I'm a kind of p**n actor, only I get paid to keep my clothes on."
'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'
"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."
Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'
Claus 2.0
"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."
Polluted geese
Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"
Working in the Hazard Zone!
"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."
Cut!
Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.
"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."
Motivation to work
"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."
"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."
"We need a union!'
Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!
'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'
Fragile stamper.
Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages
Optical Illusion Supply Company.
"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."
"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"
Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .
'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'
From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor
"Which part are you reading for?"
"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"
Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.
Moulin Rouge Security
"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."
Film Industry Worker Pillows Collection
Film Industry Worker Mugs
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Film Industry Worker Prints
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Film Industry Worker T-Shirts
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