Film Industry Worker Prints

Casting Director

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

'I've already seen this movie - eighty times! I'm a projectionist.'

"I'm a kind of p**n actor, only I get paid to keep my clothes on."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Polluted geese

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Motivation to work

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"We need a union!'

Fragile stamper.

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Tom Hanks

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Moulin Rouge Security

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Time Out For Teddy