Movie Industry Professional Pillows

Bond Textiles, we live to dye another day!

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you didn't make the final cut.'

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"All right, everybody- time to knock off for lunch."

"Natalie tells me you're the one who makes all the fog happen in 'Phantom'."

"First, I storyboarded it."

"Scorsese Xing"

"Listen, I'm speaking to you not just as your agent, but also as a parasite."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Tom Hanks

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Sid Sinatra.

Hollywood Breakup

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Lord of the Rings IV.

Hollywood or bust!

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."