Cinema Worker Pillows

No outside food in the theater sir.

Keeping the projector cool

'I've been making popcorn for 63 years and I've never once gotten sick of the taste of it... no wait, I just did.'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"I've got a new job, mom! I'm in show business!"

There will now be an interval while the film comes back on.

'The movie started 40 minutes ago.'

'I've already seen this movie - eighty times! I'm a projectionist.'

Anteater goes on the rampage in cinema,

Popcorn: Large £6, Medium £4, Scooped Up Off the Floor £1.

CINEWORLD

Canada's longest running movie house.

'I assumed the warning about nudity referred to the movie.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Rank Films

"...All I know is someone called 911 and said you were robbing people."

'DO YOU HAVE A SIZE BETWEEN SMALL AND JUMBO?'

'That booking service drives a hard bargain. We get the film, they get our theatre, we get to watch the movie.'

A cleaner in a cinema

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'It was great. I hated it.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Moulin Rouge Security

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Stunt lemmings.

Hollywood producer.

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"