Stage Crew Pillows

'Is there a spotlight operator in the house?'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Theatre Masks and Butts

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Falstaff

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Woman crying with happiness.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

Local News in Heaven

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Broadway Moosical.

Hollywood producer.

I Pagliacci

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""