Tv Awards Aficionado Pillows

Netflix Award Show

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Television Readers.

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Love is when you watch television together.

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Succession 2

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

100 best beheadings

"He's an indoor cat."

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Couch and Potato