Tv Awards Aficionado Gifts

Netflix Award Show

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Television Readers.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Love is when you watch television together.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Succession 2

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

100 best beheadings

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"He's an indoor cat."

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

Couch and Potato