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"Trust me. I have a daytime emmy for this."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Love is when you watch television together.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."