Tuxedo Rental Owner Gifts

Bridal, Tuxedo and Speedy Annulment.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

I'm not going to send over my manager just because there's a fly in your soup. What about sending over the fly's manager.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"The usual."

"Pampered?"

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

A train's dining car is a diner.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'Whats your poison.'

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

Jude Law.