Tuxedo Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'Where's the (hic!) second row?'

Jude Law.

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

No tie No service.

Bouncer.

Man in tuxedo afraid to fire his gun.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Masquerade

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Star Wars Audience

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

Friendly Tie

Future History Museums

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"Batman is unavailable. I'm Manbat."

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"Let's see a robot do that."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

'How does this one feel?'

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'