Tuxedo Enthusiast Mugs

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'Where's the (hic!) second row?'

No tie No service.

Bouncer.

Man in tuxedo afraid to fire his gun.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Masquerade

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Star Wars Audience

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Friendly Tie

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

"Batman is unavailable. I'm Manbat."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

'How does this one feel?'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

'I love men in uniformity.'