Tuxedo Critic Mugs

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

Bouncer.

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

Prices include consultation with fashion therapist.

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

Bridal, Tuxedo and Speedy Annulment.

Sorry, formal only.

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Penguins shopping for new clothes

"Alex refuses to put on his Halloween costume."

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

If i could just once get my hands on the wacky cartoonist who designed this stupid costume

Style Consultant

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

"Do you have any camouflage pants? I want to hide my hips."

"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."