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"I hope my next husband looks better in a tux than you do."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'There's an imposter among us!'

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World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Jude Law.

Bouncer.

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Roger Moore

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

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Sorry, formal only.

Bridal, Tuxedo and Speedy Annulment.

If i could just once get my hands on the wacky cartoonist who designed this stupid costume

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

"Alex refuses to put on his Halloween costume."

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Batman V Superman." It's a disgrace! It paled in comparison to the originals from my day! Henry Cavill is no Kirk Alyn! Ben Affleck is no Lewis Wilson! A superhero that doesn't wear his underpants on the outside is no superhero at all!!! Especially if he doesn't pull them up all the way to his armpits.

Penguins shopping for new clothes

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

Style Consultant

'Does the tie make me look too formal?'

"Do you have any camouflage pants? I want to hide my hips."